GOD...is an asshole on Facebook

As we see from the Christians, Jews, and the "fine, fine religion" of Islam, we don't all agree about GOD.

"God is a concept by which we measure our pain," is another way of looking at it.

FARCEBOOK? Sure, GOD is on FARCEBOOK, don't you know? And probably Twitter if you want to look. Maybe even Kickass and Pirate Bay (God works in mysterious ways).

But let's take a look at GOD on FARCEBOOK:

Do you believe this?

I sure as hell don't believe in GOD if it's THIS fucking asshole. He finds a jokey drawing and every day smirks and types out some self-serving know-it-all pate-de-bullshit, literally playing God on a fucking social-disease media site!

You can bet this bastard is loathed by everyone who knows him. Which is why he hides on the Internet and considers himself a step up from being the Jesus of Cool. Ha ha, I'm GOD on FARCEBOOK.

This idiot prays every day for that call from "South Park" or somebody, asking if he'd like to license his brilliant character for a hilarious cartoon series.

Dream on, keep praying, and yeah, every day spout something inane that a bunch of of brain-damaged drones will pass along this Hallmark lard to the the rest of the fetid sheep who can't think for themselves.

GOD! This fuckwit can't even be original, and call himself Ram Dass or use his own name like L. Ron Hubbard did. He has to be GOD. ON FARCEBOOK.

It's beyond pomposity and witless mediocrity to knock off this brain-granola and think it's clever. This shit reads like Oscar Wilde reincarnated as an incontinent old lady.

I have my opinions on this blog, but it's MY BLOG. I don't call myself GOD and scribble on FARCEBOOK with a jackass drawing.

Ha ha. 500,000 Muslims in Australia, 1 mentally ill criminal in a cafe.

Ho ho. KEEP PERSPECTIVE.

I guess that's really how GOD thinks? GOD decided he'd let a fucking Muslim run rampant in a fucking sweet shop with "Merry Christmas" on the window, and the shop manager is killed and a woman with three kids is killed, and bunch of others traumatized and maimed?

People are actually SHARING this pablum, this feel-good smartass mock of people who died and were injured.

How about today's news of over a 100 kids killed by the Taliban? PERSPECTIVE, PEOPLE!

How about the 2nd anniversary of the USA destruction of two dozen kids by an autistic piece of shit with buggy eyes and a Moe of the 3 Stooges haircut? PERSPECTIVE!

Hey, GOD, why don't you get off FARCEBOOK, dress up in your Halloween robe, and stand in the middle of a Nigger mob rioting in Ferguson, Missouri, and tell them: "PERSPECTIVE! There are thousands of cops who DON'T kill unarmed blacks. PERSPECTIVE!"

Oh yes, and add that fucking #illridewithyou hashtag.

Hey, GOD, you're all wet. Is that from last month taking the ice bucket challenge?

The guy behind this GOD ON FARCEBOOK deal should go to the DEVIL AND FUCK HIMSELF. What a smug, ignorant twit. He's got hummus for a brain and olive pits for balls.