Dr. Dreidel and the Ease of Being Offensive

So who, in these "politically correct" times, isn't offended by the "Dr. Dre" Dreidel?

Dr. Dre would be. He'd think, "So, you're diminishing a big, proud BLACK MAN into an insignificant little kike toy that you can spin around and around for your own amusement."

Jews would be. After all, this is just another self-deprecating piece of shit. We Jews, we're weaklings, and we're pathetic, and all through history, we were so poor that our children could only play some cheap little top made out of clay. We couldn't even afford the string to whip a REAL top into a powerfully spinning toy.

So now, we have a Schvatza on it? For what? So we can laugh at ourselves. Ha ha ha. NOW it's a toy, because a big famous rich Schvatza is on it. Say, he's not so much is he, being on a little Jew toy, huh? Hoo ha!

There ya go.

Christians give each other big expensive gifts. For Chanukah, you can get a smile by reinforcing the stereotype of the pathetic kike with the inferior, cheap, little piece of CRAP to give or to get. Stay humble, Jew. Stay HUMBLE YOU JEW. Shrug your shoulders, Jew. Do the "Jew smile" of haplessness. And forget that even Woody Allen hated and despised being characterized as a NEBBISH and a SCHLEMLIEL.

Yeah this stupid Dr. Dreidel is an equal opportunity offender.

Isn't everything. Isn't everyone.

Perhaps most offensive, is that MASHABLE is one of those asshole dimwit fuckhead computer-nerd websites that makes its money not from paying its writers but from getting ads from nasty companies that THINK their banner ads and shit will be read by affluent Yuppie scum. As if the Yuppie scum don't have ad blockers.

MASHABLE is just one of many websites that will "publish" anything trivial, stupid, eye-catching and momentarily amusing. So some Jew who is probably a friend of the Jewess who "made" this thing, wrote it up. Hey, it's good publicity for the Jewess.

No, she can't possibly sell this dopey novelty item (not without Dr. Dre's permission, as it involves intellectual property, if not trademark as well). But she can show it off, and try and get "clients" to put their logos on some shit or other she "designs." Hoo ha. Double HOO HA.

Bottom line here, is that glancing at this thing opened up a lot of questions. Foremost is why don't people mind their own business? But also up there, is why don't people actually have a sense of humor anymore? (This IS a dopey thing that only a few really lame Jews would find funny, and probably NO blacks).

Anyone out there want to be a BLACK or a JEW when the stereotype is being stupid and fierce and violent or being small and crafty and pathetic?

More important is, is it at all possible to do something on a minority group that isn't offensive to the minority group? The answer is no. For every Jew who loved Jackie Mason's show, there was another staying home because "he's bad for the Jews. He does too many jokes about being cheap and cowardly. And that accent. TOO much." For every Black who liked Redd Foxx as "Sanford" or saw Richard Pryor in concert, another stayed home saying, "We don't all shuck and jive and curse. We're not all uneducated. Some of us do not believe in the word NIGGER."

Then again, this IS a dreidel. It's open to spin-doctoring.