Sunday, December 28, 2014

Adam Sandler is SHIT, but Hot Shit

The good news? Adam Sandler, the much-hated man-child twit of rotten comedies and dramas, is BOX OFFICE SHIT.

The bad news? His films STILL make money.

So what's with the retarded Latina bitch at USA, and the clowns at FORBES, crowing about Adam Sandler's failures? How much of a failure would YOU like to be, if you TRIPLED the money invested in you?

In other words, if a betting shop or an online casino allowed me to place a $100 bet on Adam Sandler's next movie...they'd be handing me $300.

Not fucking bad. Let me put it this way. If I put that $100 in a bank, in a year, I'd have $101. Maybe $102. Banks are paying 1% or 2% interest.

Hmm, no wonder movie studios aren't THAT concerned about piracy, huh?

I guess you'll never see a public service announcement from Adam Sandler mewling, "Please don't pirate my movies. It hurts my income. I only own homes in New York and Los Angeles..."

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