New York City is, despite Mayor Bill De Blasio and his black wife's incredible bias, MULTI-RACIAL.
It's too bad that on your first (and probably last) visit to The Big Apple, your people and the city's people figured you should see NO ethnic group other than BLACKS, and these BLACKS had to be the type who call themselves Niggas or use "YO!" to greet people.
Let's discuss the highlights of your waste of British taxpayer money. First off, you had to meet the "FIRST LADY" (as the mayor's arrogant, brainless, ugly, annoying, useless, stupid black wife calls herself).
Did the bitch tell you anything about the Latinos in the city? The Asians? No. What she did, was direct Kate to Harlem, where she sat around talking down to niglets. Oh, we all know how ADORABLE black babies are. Mmmm, yes, that's why Madonna and Angelina Jolie grab them up by the handful. Pudgy black faces, gigantic eyes. CUTE! Not so much as they get older, but even their own families abandon them by then.
While Kate was busy cooing over black children (who were confused because they thought she was the Princess from the movie "Frozen" and wondered where her crown was), William...wasn't even in New York City. He went down to Washington D.C. to pose for pictures.
Next stop on the tour of BLACK CITY? That night was the big to-do of the trip, meeting what is considered New York City ROYALTY: BEYONCE AND JAY-Z.
William and Kate got to see...a basketball game. First off, would you drag Obama and his wife to a fucking cricket match? NO. They'd be bored silly and wouldn't understand it. No wonder William and Kate actually DID NOT see the whole game, they just arrived for the second half!
THIS was front page news in town. Everybody LOVED this shit. The reports glowed, about how William and Kate were JUST like ordinary people attending a basketball game. Yeah. They sure were, actually. So?
They dressed like average fans, they acted like average fans, and that even led one player to commit the "faux pas" of putting his arm around Kate while posing for pictures. Big deal.
OK, by this time, with only one day left, you'd think William and Kate might like to see some of the famous areas of the city that had NOTHING to do with BLACKS, but might underline that the city's greatness is that it's been a "melting pot" for immigrants? NO.
After the obligatory, depressing visit to the site of 9/11, the ROYALS did NOT walk or drive the FIVE MINUTES that would've brought them to Chinatown, the Jewish "Lower East Side" or Little Italy. It was back to NIGGA, YO games.
It was again, a fucking Brooklyn "Youth Organization" amateur production loaded up with black teenagers.
Again, if Obama and his wife came to London, would you drag them off to ONE part of the town, and to a local school where they only saw Arab kids? Only saw Arabs performing in some amateur production even their own parents would've hated to attend??
THAT is what happened to William and Kate. For their last afternoon in NYC, they had to sit, politely, mostly bored out of their minds, and watch high-school amateurs perform! The highlight was when a black kid STOMPED up and down in front of them with a self-absorbed "rap" about his ghetto upbringing, and his "dreams" of the future.
Really. This is entertainment? The fabulous Prince William told this kid he has talent (ooh, William is another Simon Fucking Cowell) and hoped that the teenager could do a one man show in England some time. William, this is the FIRST time you've seen a Nigga up close? Don't be that fucking impressed, there are a lot better. There are also talented kids of other ethnic persuasions, too. Schmuck.
This show the ROYALS attended didn't include colorful dances by Puerto Ricans or Koreans. There was no fucking Jew with a violin. There was no Italian kid singing opera. It was just stereotypical Nigga, Yo antics.
It would've been easy enough for the best young performers from Juilliard to whip up a show. Nah. It's gotta be BLACKS only, and some kid doing is "Nigga, Yo" rap shit.
I wouldn't expect a visit from THE ROYALS to NOT include a visit to Harlem, if there happened to be a decent show at the Apollo, or if they wanted to sample one of the "legendary" soul food restaurants (now over-priced with a waiting line to get in). But for them to ignore ALL the other ethnicities? ALL of them? ALL OF THEM? Who planned this fucking trip, Idi Amin?
And that was that. Aside from black children and a basketball game loaded with blacks, the only people the ROYALS saw were some rich whites at a function at the Metropolitan Museum of Art, which was within walking distance of the snotty Carlyle Hotel.
You'll note, in the picture below, that William and Kate look more like their snotty selves as they stride into the Metropolitan Museum. It was fucking cold and dark, but THEY arrived by limo, so they didn't have to bundle up in big ugly winter coats. There were plenty of hot lights on them, too! He could waltz in wearing a fucking tux, and Kate could stride next to him for a quick minute and not even get a chest cold.
Oh yes, another night in town, the ROYALS huddled with another Brit, Sir Martin Sorrell, at an affair SO posh that even the newspapers didn't cover it! After all, the newspapers are full of ordinary white reporters.
What William and Kate did, was basically to do what everybody does: ignore the middle class. They spent ALL their time poncing about with the white rich and famous, and being condescending to chocolate babies and some well-behaved Niggas (Beyonce and Jay-Z, yo). Everybody in the USA was supposed to think, "Oooh, look at them all dressed up at the Met. How ROYAL they are, and "Oooh, look at them at a basketball game, just like everyone else. How humble they are."
How bullshit it all was.
The three day trip to NYC gave THE ROYALS not a single look at any ethnic group other than Blacks, and they didn't see anything of the city other than Harlem and, briefly, the 9/11 memorial and the top of the Empire State Building. Yeah, William and Kate, you got a look at the whole city, but you didn't see the whole city's citizens. Not at all. Because this is not "Nigga Yo," City, it's NEW YORK CITY, and it's got Latinos, Muslims, Jews, Italians, and aside from Harlem, some other real ethnic neighborhoods including Asian ones in both Chinatown and Queens, Jewish neighborhoods in Brooklyn and the Lower East Side, and Little Italy. And yeah, there's also the gay Greenwich Village, and parts of town that haven't changed much from the days when the British were in control and they hoisted ale at Fraunces Tavern. And how about getting a glimpse of The Great White Way...Times Square and a fucking BROADWAY show?
I'll put it this way: NO tourists, not even BLACK ONES, would've spent their 3 days in Manhattan the way William and Kate did, which was mostly by wasting their time.
So the ROYALS were cheated, really. But so are the Brits who had to pay for this fucking nonsense. Supposedly the ROYALS were on a "good will" visit, and raised money for ONE University in Scotland. Sure, I bet that money wasn't anywhere near the amount spent on their hotel! New Yorkers learned that William and Kate are goofy, not stuffy, and very good sports. So? Does that mean anyone is going to travel to England? Not when it's loaded with Muslims who behead people, and where it's insanely expensive, and it's hard to even find an authentic fish and chips joint run by someone who might look like Stanley Holloway and not Charlie Chan.
The ROYALS saw the real New York? "Nigga, please..."
Want another less-than-enthusiastic take? Here's the NY Daily News columnist Linda Stasi. Unlike THIS blogger, Stasi gets paid to write opinionated sour crap about famous people. Linda is sort of like Piers Morgan with a vagina, if you can stand that imagery. What she does for the News, he does for the Daily Fail...which is one third vinegar and two thirds piss.
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