MARIA LAFUENTE CASO is HOT SHIT. Spic Chick Ain't Sick She's Slick

Freddie Prinze, the suicidal star of "Chico and the Man" used it as a catch-phrase:

"LOOKIN' GOOD!"

Chicanos (and Mexicans and Puerto Ricans, etc. etc.) love to make kissy-noises at women, and shout "MOMMY!" at them, and "LOOKIN' GOOD!"

Maybe they'd think twice if the babe was spic chick du jour (Mexican-French term) MARIA CASO. She is one Caso the Hots! She's also a nut case, but don't you LOVE the photo they're using to tell her story??

Hot Shit, ay?? MUY CALIENTE!!!

Do you suppose she was dressed like that when she drugged her hubby and hacked him to pieces?

Si?

The story:

Maria Caso took to violence even though she's a PSYCHOLOGIST. (OK, accent on the PSYCHO part, but in Mexico, you probably can get a degree just by signing your name in hot sauce on a taco).

Her official four-word name is Maria Alejandra Lafuente Caso, and she is 40 (in age and in the bust size thanks to pumped in silicone). Her husband, who oddly enough has a different last name, Allan Carrera Cuellar, was drugged with sleeping pills.

Ai chihuahua, she used that dirty dog's chain saw to cut him up and stuff the pieces in black garbage bags and toss them into various garbage containers. Aw, some kiddies found an arm or a leg and got muy upset-o.

Now whose hands, feet, etc. were these? After all, in good ol' hot-time MEXICO, drug cartels rule, and people are routinely murdered every day.

Also, Maria was using hubby's phone to send text messages to his friends. Stuff like: "I am not dead, I am drinking cervezas (beer) and counting roaches, and eating torrrrrrr-teeeeeeeeeee-yas!"

Well, maybe something LIKE that.

Miraculously in a country so backward and corrupt, a body part was identified through DNA testing. Hmm, maybe Senor Cuellar had been arrested a few times and had given a DNA sample? Or he was convicted of rape and jailed for a few minutes?

The cops were actually smart enough to then go to Maria's home and check for traces of bone fragments and blood, which they found (and somehow differentiated from potato chip crumbs and salsa).

Latest news from the police: "We had a doctor carry out tests and she is of perfectly sane mind."

Sure, like everybody in Mexico.

The big surprise is that Maria doesn't weigh 200 pounds like most Mexican women. Which might be used in her defense: "She doesn't eat a dozen tacos every day? She's gotta be crazy!"