Hey Muslims, look at the shit mayors in LONDON and NYC. Allah is Greater!

Is it SUCH a surprise that Muslims (and other minority maniacs) are fucking up Great Britain and the U.S.A., and in particular, London and New York City?

When the mayor looks like a clown, or some kind of animal from Madagascar, it sends a message: soft, stupid guys who tolerate crime and are busy being egotists...are AN EASY TARGET, and so are their people.

London somehow finds it amusing to have a literal fuckhead for a mayor? Boris Johnson reminds me of a line that I think came from P.D. Wodehouse: "Get a haircut you look like a chrysanthemum."

Boris Johnson has nothing better to do than joke around? Do tricks? He makes me wonder why Jonathan Woss doesn't run for office. He's also a cheeky jerk, and he has a better hairstyle. Better yet, get Graham Norton.

Meanwhile, "across the pond," there's Bill DeBlasshole. Er, De Blasio. "If I'm Being Honest," he is the worst mayor in the history of New York City. He's ugly too. And arrogant. And a hack. And amazingly stupid. Is this surprising? Does he look intelligent?

He's a thuggish, blundering big buffoon, all 6'6" of him. Imagine Tyson Fury over 50 years old. Yeah, all mouth and easy to knock down in a fight.

"IF I'M BEING HONEST," isn't there something wrong with a guy who'd be attracted to an UGLY BLACK LESBIAN? Yes, he married a creature called "CHIRLANE" and spawned not one, but two of the most ridiculous lumps this planet has ever seen. They both share Bill's incredible arrogance. Mushroom Head, with the giant Afro (too repulsive to show) "starred" in the TV commercials that most pundits say got him elected. He basically was telling Blacks and Latinos, "Yo, my Daddy will make sure cops don't stop and frisk y'all. My Daddy ain't gonna let the current police commissioner stay on! It's PARTY TIME! Do what the fuck y'all want!"

When this asshole got elected (easy to do in a city that is now a majority of Blacks and Latinos, along with a variety of other ethnics who ain't white) who introduced him? Yep, his loudmouth, egocentric daughter. When was the last time you EVER heard of a politician being introduced by a child? As opposed to a campaign manager, a star, or another politician?

Here's Bill's incredibly ugly wife and retch-producing daughter, in their natural habitat in Brooklyn. Seriously. This IS a real photo:

You'd want a piece of that THING on the right? You'd be proud to raise that THING on the left? Classy, huh?

Well, there you have it. "Whatever happened to CLASS?" Boris Johnson isn't LONDON and Bill De Blasio is not NEW YORK. They are ugly, stupid, ridiculous pretenders, and that wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't encouraging Muslim death squads and obnoxious ethnics to come in and take over and create an atmosphere of chaos.

Tourists: GO SOMEWHERE ELSE. Stay away from the dangerous circus where LONDON is run by a CLOWN and New York City by some kind of animal act. Bill and his wife look like some bad experiment, and they've turned Manhattan into The Island of Lost Souls.

PS, stay out of the suburbs of France, where some asshole shouted "God is Great" (in Arabic, of course) and plowed into a dozen people in the course of a half hour or riding around like a maniac. Yeah, Muslims think God is Great and prove it by killing people. A fine, fine religion.