Backward Idiotic Jews: Elevators OK, Electricity Not So Much

No, Muslims aren't they only religious assholes on the planet. They're just the most violent.

Orthodox Jews are another group of generally crazed, unpleasant and often downright ugly fanatics.

Enough with people who cling to beliefs based on fairy tales and "traditions" disproved by science and logic. The Koran and Bible and all the rest of it were written before people knew what was beyond the clouds, or that the human body contains cells and germs.

The latest lunacy is that Orthodox Jews living in cheap housing are furious that their buildings have gotten modern improvements.

The Lefrak buildings, like most hotels all over the world, now uses an "electronic key" system instead of a clunky, easy-to-duplicate and easy-to-jimmy metal one.

Somehow, Orthodox Jew assholes think God is against this. The same God that allows them to live in an APARTMENT BUILDING where there are things like ELECTRICITY, and RUNNING WATER and FLUSH TOILETS is going to strike them down if they rip sheets of paper off the toilet roll or use an electronic key on a Saturday morning?

What kind of fucked up, petty, idiotic God is THAT?

Why in the world would God care about how you wipe your ass? Or how you get into your building?

"Hey, you Jews down there, on a SATURDAY you can't use electricity! It's fine on other days, but you better be in synagogue on SATURDAY. PS, don't ask me why it's ok that the synagogue has electric lighting. The deal is that you get some SCHVARTZE (nigga) to turn the light on and off for you.

That's nuts isn't it?

How about this story from last year: a Brooklyn family of Orthodox Jews was wiped out (except for Papa, who was praying) because their hot plate short-circuited and created a fire and spread throughout the house.

What? Orthodox Jews can't COOK on the fabulous SABBATH. So their sneaky trick is to fool God and use a "slow cooker" hot pot. Got that? You set the automatic control, and the pot turns on and slow cooks a meal. Ha! You, the great JEW, are not touching the controls. Therefore, this is LEGAL.

Jesus.

But that's the Orthodox lunatic. He believes stupid shit that isn't even in The Bible. And worse, he's a fucking hypocrite who "interprets" this stuff to his advantage when he wants to, like this whole "slow cooker" deal. What's your definition of cooking? You want warm food but you can't cook it? Ha! Use a "slow cooker" that automatically turns itself on and off. God has to love THAT. And get Gentiles to do the things God doesn't want a Jew to do. That's fine, too.

Backward Muslims and Jews cling to ridiculous notions about a mythical figure that, until telescopes were invented, religious idiots thought was looking down on them from the clouds. Or maybe the moon.

We now know that space is millions and billions of miles of NOTHING except dead orbiting bits of dirt and ice. And these fucking NUDNIKS are making life difficult on Earth.

Here's a schmuck:

This putz posed for the cameras, looking all upset because he has to wait for a GENTILE to walk into his building, and press an elevator button!

He's serious! Jews are supposed to have such a great sense of humor, and this sorrowful spud doesn't see the hilarity of his stupidity? God is telling him it's ok to use an elevator as long as a GENTILE is doing the work??

These idiots should get together with the Muslims and the Amish, and hammer out their ideas about what kind of a neurotic moron God is.

PS, this putz could be in violation of Jewish law by trimming his beard. Some Orthodox Jews like to keep it long and scraggly, right? Like all psycho religions, there's NO agreement among various tribes of Jews, and while they don't kill each other like the Suuni and the shiite, they can sure bicker and kvetch.

We all know the truth here. A certain bunch of backward hypocrites and fools are trying to live by out-dated rules that they constantly break. There's always some reason to break "thou shalt not kill" and there's always a reason to get high or have sex, too. At worst, you say a prayer and you're forgiven.

So the Orthodox Jews are taking the city to court, and the landlords, and everyone else, to demand that they go back to a less secure way of life because of RELIGIOUS BELIEFS. "God tells me I can't use an electronic key, so you have to do what I say. I'm entitled. It's my religion."

What if your religion includes a goat sacrifice? Not allowing Christians in your building? Forced marriage involving 16 year-olds? Where the FUCK do we draw the line on what we tolerate in the name of ass-backward religion?

The "nice comments" for this article include, "MOVE," and "Try and join civilization and stop being a caveman" and "This is crazy."

IMAGINE no religion.