WHO is THIS?
She's very stunning, even at 41, if she's got a push-up bra underneath a fancy, revealing outfit, and a lot of lace frothing around her thighs, giving you fantasies of bubbly pubes in a perfect Vee-shape.
From the back? No doubt her special padded knickers give her saggy, cod-like butt the boost it needs...
Small drooping boobs and the ill-fitting bikini bottom tells you she shaves....
Ooof. She doesn't have the nerve to wear a thong, but "full coverage" is OH SO PRUDISH. Dear Prudish...why did you come out to play...in that bikini bottom that only suggests you have a huge anus to cover, and that you should do something about those cheeky vanilla wobblies?
Flattery? Well, your tits couldn't get much flatter, could they?
You note, that without the fashionable blond streaks and expert coiffing, she needs a dopey hat. Without the exquisite hour it takes to put on her make-up foundation, do her lips and eyes...she's VERY ordinary.
She looks like she might only catch the eye of some jet-black guy with ceremonial scars on his face.
The African type who, unlike the Afro-American type, might prefer a woman with a normal-sized butt.
Enough clues? Or should that be clumes?
Yes, the still ravishing, still delightful, still rich and famous Heidi Klum, who get a fortune for a photo shoot and sits her wry, perky self next to Howard Stern every summer on "America's Got Talent."
There's probably a cheeky plastic version at Madame Tush-Showed.
But without the make-up?
Meh. Hide your hide, Heidi.
No comments:
Post a Comment
Note: Only a member of this blog may post a comment.