Demi Lovato & Nick Jonas Stink- Let's Paper the House

Face it. Unless you're Viley Virus or Icky Minaj, stripping your clothes off and being ridiculous, WHO wants to see today's no-talent singers on stage?

As for limited talents from generations ago? Same thing. Old women are going to go see Hall and Oates and giggle and squeal? Absurd.

And so it was that GROUPON had to be called in by losers with advance ticket sales. Groupon then offers steep discounts via private e-mailing.

Note that the Knicks basketball game is not as much of a bargain compared to the music acts! Imagine, a ticket is still expense to watch Negroids in their underwear run back and forth pushing each other, showing off, and jamming a ball into a hoop. Enduring 2 hours of bad singing is worse, so please, $30 or $35 to sit your fat butt down, rattle some crisps, and listen to shitty music.