Madonna and Viley Virus - Dumb and Dumber

OK, they make money. This is often a defense against being stupid. "She's laughing all the way to the bank," right? Wrong. Laughing all the way to the bank is something a retarded whore can do.

In reality, look at this picture of Madge the Kabbalah Kunt and Viley Virus Vagina. Do you notice that little hint of doubt in their eyes?

What could the caption be? Viley could be saying, "You won't believe what this old lady smells like."

Or, "I hope nobody notices how flat-chested I am in this awful dress."

Or, "I have Justin Bieber hair, and the same amount of clips and tags in my ear as a farm cow."

Madge?

Madge could be thinking, "Why didn't I wear lipstick and slutty fake eyelashes? Will people think my roots are showing on purpose? Do I look like a Halloween transvestite in the dopey suspenders and ostrich feathers?"

Do either of these women really exude confidence?

To me, the most telling expression is from the photo bomber bitch in the back. Eyes wide, she seems to be saying, "You're taking a picture of THESE two expired herring guts?"

"If I'm being honest," I'd have to say that "In the old days," (to use a worn out term, but then, I'm a worn out person), Brigitte Bardot or Elizabeth Taylor or Marilyn Monroe could appear on magazine cover after magazine cover, in just HEAD SHOTS, and not be boring. Now, as I mentioned in a post the other day, with pix, a jerk like Madge has to wear fetish gear and pose topless to get attention. Kardashian has to wear an oversized garbage bag and drop it to expose a faked Photoshopped oversized ass. And Viley must stick her tongue out, twerk, or wear pasties on her tiny titties.

It's a good thing everyone today has some form of Attention Deficit Syndrome, because otherwise they couldn't keep their eyelids open. Today's magazines are like the pathetic third rate kink rags that Internet porn chased from the newsstands. How much longer before we hear that Interview or Vogue has become "Internet Only" because nobody wants to buy this shit?

Oh, Madonna and her tits again. Like her voice, her tits are not as interesting as they once were, and an octave too low.