Oh, Nigga in Florida be sellin' her shit. Who wouldn't wanna smell her BOOTY, know wutta mean?
Ooooh weeee. As the great Kanye could tell ya'll, DA BOOTY is DA BEST, and DA BIGGA DA BETTA. AND ASIDE FROM A FREAK LIKE KIM, WHEN IT COMES TO ASS, DA BIGGA BELONGS TO DA NIGGA!
LOOKIE! NOW PAY TO SMELL IT, SLICK.
Oooh, let's have a chorus of Gorilla My Dreams. Er, Girl Of My Dreams.
How 'bout da ad copy?
Da PURE Gospel, yo. She be EBONY. Like she say:
"BLACKER THE BERRY, THE SWEET HER JUICE...100% GENUINELY STAINED..."
Ready for da twist?
Last month, this seller was pretending to be WHITE.
Dang!
Is your detection of the complexion confusing your erection?
How come in one picture her skin is VERY BROWN but in the other, it's VERY WHITE?
That's the hilarity about eBay: there's a sucker bidding every minute.
One auction she's a 19 year-old white. Next, she's a 19 year old BLACKBERRY.
Some moron spent $30 for downloaded pix of some anonymous white bitch!
He didn't even GET real photos, just some jpgs emailed to him.
This gullible goofus was grateful! He left a "NICE" positive:
Yeah. "Marry me."
He had to make himself even more ridiculous. It reminds me of the moron who got a set of Beach Boys downloads off a Dutch Douche's blog and wrote: "You are the King. You RULE!"
This seller is BLACK. Below that WHITE GIRL DIRTY PHOTOS auction, you'll notice sales of items only a BLACK would own: a pair of fucking size 10 Air Jordan nigga basketball sneakers, and a pair of "superstar" sunglasses.
Well, it's nice that this SOUL SISTER is coming out black, now, and proud of herself and her smelly ass. You bet she's not standing up for no fucking "National Anthem," either. Hell, she's probably not even paying tax on her eBay sales. That money is goin' straight to buying some crack. That's what ya do in Florida, yo. That is, if you is BLACK. If you is WHITE in Florida, you buy meth. Dumb fuckin' crackers! They don't know GOOD drugs from da BAD!
Oh yes...smelly underwear...that's the greatest drug of all. Sniff-sniff!
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