Good News for Nerds: It's Easier to Buy Sci-Fi CARDS

Ebay told its sellers that they have Fall news.

What, sales have FALLEN even more? Most sellers know that!

The GOOD news is that certain "hot new categories" have been added.

No, not in books, records, sports equipment, photos, clothing, etc. Millennials and other dopes wanted and got the ability to search for...COLLECTOR CARDS!

Oh, JOY TO THE WORLD. If you're a pimply, petty clod who spends his life opening up packs of CARDS, sorting the SPECIAL ones into plastic sleeves, and GRADING them for ANY "FLAW," you might just find it easier to get sales. Dedicated nerds can now surf very, very specific categories.

Of course, you're still charged extra to list in TWO categories. Like, do you list your stupid "Star Wars" cards in the CARDS category, or in the one for "movie collectibles, Star Wars?"

Creepily enough, the only other category with major improvements: KNIVES. A vast new set of categories were created for different styles of KNIVES, so that KNIFE FANS can cut their browsing time and get right to the heart of what they need.