A cunt named KOK: Become an even more famous model by shoplifting

Does this tall stupid bitch seem like she has any brains?

She doesn't need them. She's PRETTY. So she can be pretty stupid, and get caught stealing...and it's just good publicity.

Ms. KOK comes to court like it's a cocktail party. She stands around like a flamingo, gawks at the reporters and the judge, lets her lawyer do all the talking...and hooray hooray, she's FAMOUS. All people will say is "Oooh, look at that LONG KOK!"

Really, have YOU ever seen a KOK like that?

All you have to do is pout, blink and look stupid. WOW.

Her lawyer is very smart. He decided not to shave. He figured looking like Ratso Rizzo could only help give more attention to that oversized KOK.

Some defendants look ashamed. Or at least embarrassed. Let's be HONEST about being CRIMINAL...when you slip candy bars and a pricey little container of fish oil into your pocket or purse...it's because you're STEALING.

It is NOT because you don't have the brains to use the free shopping basket.

The lawyer here is figuring to go with the old, "She doesn't have any brains" defense..."Oh, she absent-mindedly put all that stuff in her pocket, and IF she walked out the door with the items...why, eventually she would've remembered and returned and paid for them."

Meanwhile, KOK played to all the cameras, made sure to wear something even a Victoria's Secret model might feel cheap wearing, and...well, gee, we're ALL gonna be waiting for her to sashay into court yet again, in a DIFFERENT OUTFIT. And oh, judge, if you SLAP HER ON THE WRIST, can I watch? CAN I? CAN I?