Saturday, August 9, 2014

Ugly Media Whore Kim Kardashian's SELFISH Book of Selfie Slut Pix

Kim Kardashian is uglier than a gorilla.

Let's put that out first and foremost. The standard of "beauty" in the world has taken a nosedive in recent years. From stick-figure androgyne Viley Virus, to this fat-assed Yetti beast Kim Kardashian, we've seen UGLY as the new BEAUTIFUL.

You've got to question your sanity when a woman who could be a street whore in Brooklyn somewhere, is followed all over the world, her every burp and fart breathlessly reported...her romance with a surly chimp-like rapper of very little talent, pushing her even higher up the ladder to SUPERSTAR

Murder in the Middle East makes more sense than Kim Kardashian being admired.

I understand religious fanaticism. I do not understand a slavish devotion to an ugly slut who became famous for cocksucking in a home video and then upped the ante by foisting her inarticulate, stupid, nasal-voiced retarded self onto national TV.

Now?

This bitch's face is nothing but several gallons of paint and caulk. And even then, the result is SLUT-UGLY. There are men who'd only fuck her if she put a bag over her head.

She's got a dumbass expression on her face no matter what she does.

Her cocksucker lips look like somebody's bubble gum hit the sidewalk.

Her nose looks like a dog dick.

Her bland cheekbones seem like they're actually mounds of expired hummus.

Her dead, squinty eyes look like they only see shades of green...as in money. You get the idea this soulless moneygrubber is upraising everyone she meets for what they can do for her.

Her painted on eyebrows are...painted on eyebrows.

She finds some garish top to haul in her jugs, never can figure out what color her monkey-like hair should be, and we all know that she's got a deal-breaking giant shit-filled butt that only crazed black men find attractive. She twerks and the Earth goes out of its orbit.

Compare her to previous ideals of beauty, and you have to start thinking Darwin was wrong.

What ARE we on, Planet of the Apes?

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