Kate vs Kim and Khloe Kardashian

You'd think Kate Middleton had enough when her baked boobs got broadcast to the world. "Do NOT go sunbathing topless even when you THINK you're BEYOND a TELEPHOTO LENS."

Now she flaunts her mum's advice...ALWAYS WEAR YOUR KNICKERS!!

The good thing about Kate being stupid is a) the view of a royal bum who isn't named Charles, is always pleasant, and b) it shows the contrast between the proper British backside, and the American ASS.

At least, for the moment, there's some kind of standard in beauty.

What a contrast between KATE and KIM AND KHLOE.

Interest in Kate's modest mounds shows that SOME people don't believe in MORE...to the point where a woman's backside looks like it's home to two hibernating bear cubs.