Terrorism? No no, round eyes, it's just Asians doing their laundry

"We just do laundry. So solly!"

What laundering? Ooooh, MONEY LAUNDRY!"

Ever wonder why Hamas, Isis and all the rest of the loonies have all the guns they need? Where DO they get the money from?

They get it from drug deals and bootlegging...and lovely Japanese businessmen and Commies...and fine, upstanding Round Eyes like the suits of Price Waterhouse.

When do you EVER hear about these weasels? Only when there's some stupid awards show, and you're told: "The names of the winners have been kept safeguarded by the firm of Price Waterhouse..."

Really? And nobody thinks that some weasel in the office didn't find out the winners, go to some Internet gambling site and make a bundle "predicting" who won??

So here they are, tittering up their sleeves, taking a slap on the wrist of TWENTY FIVE MILLION DOLLARS...

This would be a lot of money to you or to me. Not to THEM. Like Google, they have MILLIONS if not BILLIONS to play with...and so what if terrorists murder people? They aren't doing it on tennis courts or fancy resorts are they? Besides, if things get really bad, we'll just blame it all on Israel!