OK, Try not to Laugh. ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE DEATH

Dennis Miller, the ex-American comedian (he's still American, he just isn't funny anymore), once remarked about pedophiles. He said, "Shoot YOURSELVES. Take one for the team! THIN THE HERD!"

It wasn't the funniest thing he ever said, but if it's said it effeminately, people would've said he was a genius right up there with comedian and booky-wook author Russell brand.

The point is, creeps should not be alive (see: Sloot, Van Der).

And...idiots? Mmmm, that's a tough call. But if you're stupid, and YOU die and don't take anyone else with you...that's not too bad.

So a stupid kid decided to jump into icy water, and he drowned.

Feel bad for him? Good for you. But I'm not you. So I don't.

What this dummy wanted was to call attention to himself, and in that regard, he's a success.

Aw, maybe it would've been an even better story if he just broke his neck and was in a cast from the waist down. He could then go on TV and say, "Donate to the ALS. They do stem cell research. So anyone with ALS or paralysis maybe one day will walk again...and in my case, be able to go ahead and do something else moronic."

With hot dog eating contests gone after July 4th, the "Ice Bucket Challenge" is just about the only remaining activity for utter assholes to grin and laugh about this summer. Come on everyone...when it gets to be October, November...it'll actually start getting too chilly for this inane pranking. You might have to just tell everyone, "Hey, I'm writing out a check to ALS," and who'll pay attention if you do THAT?