Low Lives Part One: Our Culture of Subhuman Monkeys

One of today's big headlines in our Kardashian world, on our planet of Allah-kazam kid killing, our rampant infected planet of Ebola and Viley Virus...involves "War Machine" and his porn-star girlfriend.

I should feel out of touch for NOT knowing who either of these sub-human hunks of garbage are?

These days, whatever a pop star, MMA fighter, pseudo-porn star, reality show idiot or simpering fashion model does is NEWS.

Even if I don't want to...I have these idiot names hammered at me every fucking day...Adriana Lima, that cunt who wears underwear for Victoria's Secret (how difficult is THAT?)...Ri-Ri and Jay-Z...steroid baseball player idiots...the endless Jenners...loudmouths like Russell Brand...One Direction...Honey Booboo...and TOO many others. WHY do I have to know who they are? Because the disgusting media won't stop shouting about them? It's like the days of shopping malls where you couldn't avoid having some god-awful song play in your head because it was relentlessly foisted on you over the speaker system. "Nothin's gonna break-a mah-style..wahhh-oooooo!" Christ, I remember not being able to avoid that in an indoor swimming pool! Yes, they had to have speakers blasting music in a swimming pool, which should have been a place for peaceful relaxation! Nah...I couldn't stay submerged long enough to avoid rotten songs. 30 seconds, and up I'd be..."Nothin's gonna break-a mah-style...wahhh-ooooooo!"

Back to the monkeys and today's much more intrusive world of classless low lives.

I'm no stranger to MMA or porn, I must admit. But I've never heard of this asshole, as he's not currently in the UFC. And porn? They are all nameless idiots with gunk on their faces. At one time it was a rarity that a pretty girl posed nude or made loops...now there's no morality and no shortage of 'em. And Christ, THIS beast is NOT pretty.

The story is that this bitch who, typically, enjoyed being with a brute and even bragged about getting beaten and abused by him in the past...really got beat up for apparently being caught cheating. She Tweeted (of course) her "fans" to tell them she wouldn't be attending some tattoo and ink event to pose and sign photos because she was...er...busy having her jaw wired after it was nearly sent flying into Kentucky?

Meanwhile, big and stupid and semi-famous as "War Machine" is...the cops can't find him? Dogs can't track body odor?

The tragedy is that Low Lives are HIGHLY important in this idiot world now.

At best, some "classy" websites blot out the word "SHIT" on this guy's t-shirt that says "100% Alpha Male Shit." Small concession, huh? And you noticed this moron on the loose from the law is on TWITTER. God BLESS social media...so that a violent man wanted by the cops can still address his fans!

It used to be that pro wrestlers, Roller Derby queens, shitty teen idols and steroid-filled sports figures were considered too trivial to get coverage. This was a world of Norman Mailer and Jackie Kennedy and Bertrand Russell and aiming for higher things. You had to get over a lot of hurdles before you were deemed worthy of a review in Time or Newsweek.

Even feuds between literary figures weren't covered, because it wasn't classy. If William F. Buckley Jr. exploded at Gore Vidal...this was NOT worth the front page. If Franchot Tone got beaten up by Tom Neal over the affections of Barbara Payton...guess what...these are not top level actors so let the lowliest of tabloids report it or not at all. NOW...every media outlet is a lowly tabloid. I think unless you strictly keep to the New York Times website and put blinders on to get it at the local newsstand...you will not be able to avoid IDIOTS like the above...a steroid-filled asshole and his cum-coated ink-stained wretch of an ugly porn-slut girlfriend.

And this stuff isn't even amusing in how disgusting it is. The very, very few idiots "famous for being famous" actually were amusing. Zsa Zsa Gabor being an asshole on a talk show...was somewhat amusing. And in fact, she wasn't even "famous for being famous," because before she became a caricature and a "personality" she had actually starred in some films.

Low Lives are now part of OUR lives. We're supposed to care about them. We're supposed to even idolize these idiots. They are our new role models!