VMA Party Slut MEGAN HAWKINS has BRAIN SURGERY

Hooray...look at that dopey smile...MEGAN is SAVED!

Have you EVER known a woman named MEGAN or MEEGAN to have any brains at all?

To LOOK intelligent?

Megan Hawkins, some kind of "model," happily found herself at a "private party" loaded with Niggas. Playaz. Gangstaz.

She got shot in the ass. I know...that's where her brains are. This could seriously have impacted her ability to spell seriously as "srsly."

Fortunately, the pix tell the story. The brain surgery on her ass was successful, and MEGAN will be twerking in no time, and prancing around with the Niggas and Playaz and Gangstaz.

Lah-deeeeeeeee-dah, Megan! PS, can you open that yap of yours any WIDER?