Fat Mid-40's and DIVORCED: Mariah Carey no toy for NICK CANNON

She was once a diva. Now she's dirt. Her albums aren't selling. She's middle-aged. Tubby. And without a slather of paint all over her face, pretty damn plain.

To put it bluntly, would YOU give her a second glance on the bus? Able to differentiate her FROM the bus?

She once married a music industry guy (Mottola) for his cred, his connections, and his fame. Then she dumped him. Now? She's on the other side. Nick Cannon, who walks the line between cool and obnoxious as host of "America's Got Talent (NOT)" doesn't really need to shove his salami between two whole loaves of week-old rye. Not these days.

He's known as a playyyy-uh. While he's a shitty stand-up, a lousy actor, and often quite tasteless (he actually thought appearing in "white face" was hilarious), he IS famous now. AGT is still, despite the usually boring sob stories, gay acts, cutesy brats and would-Biebs, the #1 summer show in the country.

So like every black moron, he married a semi-white (see: Kanye and Kim) and added a few dubiously-named dollops to the world...and split. Bye-bye...YOU raise 'em. I'm off spawning in some other wind tunnel...

PS, if you've watched AGT (and you probably haven't) there were WAY too many references to Mariah over the years. I wouldn't be surprised if Nick angrily stormed into the producers' offices one day and said, "Tell the contestants to NOT ask me about Mariah...tell the judges to NOT mention Mariah...I'm not Mr. Mariah Carey, you FUCKERS."

Do I really give a damn? Of course not, it's just that it takes THIS kind of news to blow ISIS off the front page. That gives you an idea of the state of world news!

It's also just another lesson that the "stars" that people breathlessly pant over, sigh over, and read about...are just as fucked up as everybody else. The compensation is that they have money. So Mariah can go to a shrink a few days a week if she needs to, and get the best drugs if she needs to, and might be able, as Madonna has so poignantly demonstrated, to find some boy toy fame-fucker to haul around for as long as he can put up with her.

Bitches are basically the same, fame or not: they require tremendous amounts of attention, they are prima donna cunts, they think "having one of THESE gets plenty of THOSE," and the only thing that reigns them in, momentarily, is finding some guy who is even more of a piece of shit. This could be the kind of shit who fawns, lies and leaves, or the kind of shit who acts surly and stirs up the bitch-instinct of "let me tame him..."

So Mariah is just another twat who plays games. She played the "I'm yours...famous Mottola" game, and the "You're mine....not famous Cannon" game. To sides of a dirty counterfeit coin.

Any bets on when Kunt Kardashian and anus-mouth are going to call it quits? Whenever her TV show ratings need the biggest boost...whenever his record label says, "We can't promote your shit on the basis of the actual MUSIC..."