Joanna Krupa...fuck YOU-pa

No, I do NOT know who the fuck JOANNA KRUPA is. I can't keep up with every airhead bimbo shit-for-brains in a bikini.

Like every media-whore in the world, all she wanted to do was get in on this boring, boring "Ice Bucket Challenge" bullshit. Yawwwwwwn.

The deal now, is whether you think ALS research involves animal cruety or not (Pam Anderson says it DOES), and whether you think it's sinful to waste clean water (Matt Damon just doused himself in toilet water...really...he did), the IMPORTANT thing is GET YOUR FUCKING FACE ON TV and in PRINT and ON THE NET.

Don't let the chance go by to LOOK LIKE A COMPLETE ASSHOLE, which is what you look like when you dump a pale of water over your own head.

"LOOK AT ME! I'm dumping a pail of water on my head! LOOK, EVERYONE!"

You know what would raise BILLIONS of dollars for ALS research? Enough to also find a fucking cure for HIV, HEP C, Ulcerative Colitis, Dandruff and the Common Cold?

HIT JOANNA KRUPA WITH A BUCKET OF SHIT.

Tell me there isn't somebody out there who wouldn't love to dump a bucket of shit on this bitch.

Now raise the ante. TWO MILLION to dump A GALLON OF RANCID URINE on ROGER WATERS.

Now raise the ante. FIVE MILLION to stick Peter Gabriel's head up an elephant's ass.

Now raise the ante. TEN MILLION to shove Russell Brand up an elephant's ass.

Now raise the ante. TWENTY MILLION to stick Viley Virus's head into a broken toilet in Fulham Broadway Station while inserting a plumber's helper up her twerking behind.

Now raise the ante. FIFTY MILLION to throw Kim Kardashian into a cesspool and lock it and throw away the key.

That kind of thing.

This self-preening, idiot-simple condescendingly gratuitous fake-hysterical nonsense of a celebrity getting her hair wet and going BRRRR that was COLD....should NOT be worth ANYONE'S ATTENTION ANYMORE.

Get hit with a bucket of shit, Justin Bieber. It's what the world needs now.