Amber Rose is a classless dumbass monkey.

How many humans have any idea who this ugly cunt brain-dead media whore nobody-bitch is? Few. THAT is precisely why she went on Instagram to wobble her fat ass at the world. Now anyone who even casually surfs Internet news sites has stopped, nearly puked, and learned about the latest skank and the moron "star" who owns her.

Put it this way...Claudine Longet wouldn't have done it for Andy Williams.

Angie Dickinson wouldn't have done it for Burt Bacharach.

Linda McCartney wouldn't have done it for Paul.

Even David Furnish wouldn't have done it for Elton John.

BUTT...

...we're in a new age of scuzzy, low-class monkey behavior and barbaric, garish "entertainment."

So what better "tribute" can any woman give her man, except to shove her ass at the world and give 'em a bird's eye view of crotch? A view so vivid you can almost smell the muck of sewage at low tide.

I guess "WIZ KHALIFA" is the latest mumbling, snarling rap-jackass du jour. He's got the name for it. You can't be a "star" today unless you have a name that melds ISIS with SHIT. You know...let the world know you're a dirty motherfucker from da HOOD, but you is also a MUSLIM of some kind of other.

Oh, WIZ KHALIFA...what a fine looking man. The sunglasses. The lips that resemble a pair of savaloys past the expiration date. Hair that looks like it spilled from a rotten mattress.

And the bride? Who the hell is Amber Rose? Da ho' - dat's all. These rapper turdpiles, from Kanye on down the line, are so tasteless and stupid that their idea of a "trophy wife" is some bitch who looks like a crack whore from Compton. Or worse. Kim Kardashian? Amber Rose? We're talking about a kind of sub-human; a manatee that got washed up on the beach after a toxic oil spill.

The important thing is to have garish tattoos, an enormously ugly fat ass, or both.

And really, what's more of a tribute for any man, than to have his wife pull her underwear practically up her ass crack and show it to the WORLD?

As your neighborhood becomes infested with low class orangutans and other slobs, you'll see this in the street. You walk outside, and there's some mammy wailing like she's been shot. Only you look in disbelief: she's in her bra and panties, her big fat ass sticking out, looking like a St. Bernard bitch about to take a dump. Her impossibly saggy ass jowls seem to threaten an eruption from her bowels. And she's howling, "Mah man just got a promotion! He be promoted from riding da back of da garbage truck to drivin' da garbage truck! HOOOOO RAY! TWERK! TWERK! TWERK! YA'ALL!"

Something like that. This is how women are supposed to behave. You'll see it at hen parties, birthday gatherings, even bingo night. "I won! BINGO! TWERK...TWERK...TWERK...Look at my big fat ass! Look at how I'm acting like I'm gonna bomb da floor with turds! TWERK...TWERK...TWERK..."

What the bitches of the world need is a boot up the ass every time they bend over to TWERK.

This is the 21st Century...not BORNEO in 1814.