"There's my argument," Groucho Marx said...

Look at the bold Muslim brats. Biebers with a cause. Their cause is...uh...oh, I guess they're angry they're not fucking Selena Gomez. And despite Penelope "Puta" Cruz being pro-Palestinian, she ain't putting out for every guy with Camel breath.

So they play their Arabian rap music and wear their underpants over their faces and look...some of them crawled out of Mom's basement outside of Chicago or Detroit or who knows where...to be real "Anonymous" about it. Be afraid, everyone, even though it's not Halloween!

"There's my argument," Groucho once told the audience in a Marx Bros. movie, "RESTRICT IMMIGRATION!"

He was referring to the atrocious puns of Chico, playing the part of an Italian immigrant. But I think he would be a lot firmer of he saw bullshit like the above.

One of the funniest images in this unfunny world of Arab terrorist assholes, was during the good ol' Bin Laden days. A bunch of these Muslim dung beetles were throwing rocks at American planes, and screaming their Allah-la-la-la and the rest of it...and then a plane came roaring toward them, and they all scurried into one of their beloved caves. Which was then hit by a bomb that caved in all those cacamamies and sent them to virgin goat land, or whatever their version of BEYOND might be.

And I'm thinking, right, assholes of Tutsi-Frutsi Ices, or whatever you are, you play your fucking bragging game, like Amir Khan trying to get a fight with Kell Brook...and think that your every move isn't tracked.

You're just fucking lucky America is not like YOUR hell hole armpit country of origin...Iraq or Iran or Syria...because it if was, the cops and FBI would be at your door, and the next thing you know...your heads would be so far up your assholes you'd be licking shit from your intestines...with your dying breath.

Why do you think "John the Beatle" or whatever that dirty-faced camel-eyed slob calls himself...went running to Iraq for? Because he couldn't pull his stupid shit in England. Not yet. And any filthy urine-faced swine in America is not going to get too far in causing trouble either. Has there even been another set of hijacked planes since 9/11? No. That might tell you something.

I'm not sure I quite believe in Groucho Marx...because if the economy is good, most any scumbag immigrant is going to be seduced into realizing they have it a lot easier in the UK or USA than anywhere else. Only a true mental case would prefer martyrdom to fucking some white girl. Only a truly insane fanatic is going to gamble away 40 years of fucking and doing drugs on the POSSIBILITY of fucking virgin goats in a heaven that you can't see from a space satellite. It sure as hell ain't on a cloud, Habib, now is it?

The more assimilation there is, the more Arab-Americans, Arab-Brits and the rest start grumbling, "Stop fucking up the Status Quo. I mean, go ahead, fuck up the Status Quo rock band, as long as you warn Andy Bown first to get out of the hotel...but do NOT fuck up the world with your stupid shit. You assholes in Syria and Iraq don't speak for US. So shut the fuck up!"

But...if Cameron and Obama put a fucking cork in the number of swarthy maniac immigrants coming over from Half-Baked Middle Eastern Nutland, I wouldn't be too upset either.