Religious Fanatics and Ebay Assholes

We're in the 21st Century?

One reason the 21st Century can be described with one word (SHITE) is that the more advanced science is...the more BACKWARD people become.

This is the century of the fucking INTERNET and the iPOD and iPAD and iTunes and Netflix and medical machinery that can bring the dead back to life. And mass-produced happy meals.

And yet, we've got cloaked Muslim donkey-brains screaming about finding goats in heaven! Heaven? WHERE the fuck is THAT, Habib? Do you realize White People have walked on the moon? We've looked down on your camel dung and sandbox, and we've GOOGLED through the clouds. Allah ain't on that fluffy puffy pillow overhead. Not there, Habib. Sorry, monkey-breath. WHERE the fuck is your Allah? You point where. Moron.

But just when you think that only Arabs are out of their minds...you see shit like THIS on EBAY:

Huh? $94 for a goofy-ass medallion, and a few xeroxed pamphlets? And that'll get you laid? Make your boss give you a raise? Let you know where Allah is?

This brainless whore-turd of an EBAY seller has dozens of auctions...all of them full of SHITE...all of them involving some dopey photo of a slut pouting or smoking or glowering...all of them telling you that if you wear the MAGIC AMULET and speak the ooky-spooky words...ALL your DREAMS will come TRUE.

Let me clue you, friend. You don't need to spend $94 for some fucked up piece of cheap jewelry that isn't worth the tin it's made of. Take the $94, go to a bar, pay for a few drinks...and ALL your DREAMS will come TRUE.

And if it doesn't happen for you, go sleep it off. At least you didn't give your money to an EBAY FRAUD CON ARTIST PIECE OF SHIT.

It is really so pathetic that in the 21st Century people believe in Allah (to the point of murdering people who DON'T), that people think there's such a thing as a 'psychic' or that some fucking gypsy cunt "tarot" reader can tell the future when she doesn't even know when she's going to need a Kotex. Amulets? Lucky numbers? Every stupid movie having to do with vampires and zombies?

Reality...is a concept few are brave enough to pursue, huh? Better to believe in lighting candles, mumbling prayers to an invisible friend...and throwing money at some cynical con-artist on EBAY.