Simpering, Effeminate, Egotistic Russell Brand: "ME first, Jews last."

What can you say about irritating pipsqueak Russell Brand? He's made a career out of being annoying, obnoxious, opinionated...and almost never funny. He sits around like a bearded diva, languidly insulting people in a witless way...and gets all the attention he craves. This gets him invites to parties where he's paid to "dish" more insults. Maybe twits with too much money actually go see him mince about in a live performance.

Whatever goes on, it's all about RUSSELL BRAND, which is fine if we're talking trivia, but not so fine if we're talking about terrorism. Hamas is a terrorist organization. But all Russell Brand could see, when Sean Hannity asked some swarthy tool of Hamas about terrorism, was "a Ken doll." He missed the big picture to bitch that a terrorist sympathizer wasn't getting time to scapegoat Jews.

See, in Brand's mewly, tired world, dedicated mostly to following fashion (Katy Perry...an extreme example), it's not what Hannity had to say, but how he looked. Hannity brings a terrorist sympathizer on the show, gets fed up when the hummus-faced asshole refuses to acknowledge what Hamas is...and all Russell Brand can do is whimper, sneer and complain about what Hannity looks like.

Missiles fired at Jews? This doesn't concern Russell Brand. Hamas causing chaos that ends up murdering innocent people on both sides? Nah, not of interest to Brandy-whine.

What's of interest to Russell Brand? Being a provocateur and an asshole. People killing each other in the midst of a war is of less importance than what they're wearing. Or what Sean Hannity wears when he interviews a terrorist sympathizer.

Brand became infamous for...being a nasty wanker who pranked gutlessly by phone. He called up Andrew Sachs, who was in the midst of some serious problems (his wife's health being part of the burden), and left a series of abusive messages on the man's answering machine. That's Brand's style...pick on someone who is defenseless. Funny, you never see Brand actually mix it up with a real live person...he's on a dais, he's on YouTube, he's on the toilet...he doesn't have the nerve to turn up on a talk show and risk getting his head handed to him by a Ricky Gervais, a Jay Leno even. Nope.

Brand and his pal Jonathan Ross decided to play terrorist games on Sachs because Sachs was too busy to do a meaningless radio interview with a pair of twerps. Sachs:

"Instead of leaving me a simple message saying: ‘We’re sorry you can’t make the show’, Brand and Ross had gone into four-letter overdrive. They cursed, they jeered. They hadn’t left one message but a series of them. What mattered so much to us was that they’d dragged in the name of our granddaughter — for no sane reason, except to have some fun at our expense. The messages they’d left were in no way private: they were broadcast in all their appalling unpleasantness... Brand and Ross were like two teenagers on the rampage, laughing at their own jokes, which is not something the best comics usually do. Their lewd banter was deeply hurtful for me, my wife, our daughter and our granddaughter. It not only caused pain but huge stress to the family.

I’ve always been a rather private man, which is why I’ve resisted the temptation of revealing the inside story until now. As a child refugee from Nazi Germany, I’d learned not to reveal too much about my deepest feelings. It’s a strategy adopted by most children who come to a strange country..."

Let's leave it there. From early on, Russell Brand's harassed Jews. He's been the Hamas of comedians. The only time I can recall that Brand's been on the right side, is when he insulted the Hugo Boss people as Nazis. But that only means he thought he'd get a lot of attention by being the boor of the party. The tradition of the "iconoclast" is just "I tear everybody down so I look good." So Mr. Enfant Terrible actually hit a target that deserved it. As opposed to Hamas who avow themselves of one goal...to target all Jews and kill them...tunnel into Israel to destroy women and children...then conveniently make Israel the enemy by brazenly using women and children as shields...Hamas' cowardly leaders living among civilians so that any attempt to take them down will involve innocent people being pushed in the way.

It's abominable that Brand would trivialize the fighting in Gaza by sitting around like some emaciated bitch, playing to his YouTube audience, and sniggering about Hannity's physique while ignoring the real issue. The real issue is that Hamas is a terrorist group. Hannity wanted answers from a Hamas stooge, who decided to play the coward's game and make himself the "victim of a bully." All he had to do was NOT answer Hannity's question and provoke Hannity to demand answers. Oooh, the BULLY.

Now? It's now become a war of personalities, with Hannity and Brand happily trading insults...while people are being killed. Brand started it, of course. And he'll finish it, by continuing to simper and sting until everyone becomes bored and he finds a new target to hiss about.

Brand calls Hannity "bigoted" for not sucking Hamas-terrorist dick, and allowing some Camel-smelly moron to stink up the air with pro-Hamas rhetoric. Hannity fires back, but Brand keeps at it. Just who his fans are, I can't imagine, really...a bunch of sick fashionista assholes, tittering asswipes and scrawny women fascinated by an androgyne.

It takes a lot to make anyone sympathetic to Sean Hannity, but Brand's done it. It would be lovely if one of those "pathetic fireworks" Brian Eno talks about Hamas having...a lethal missile in truth...gets shot up Brand's ass. Oh, he'll enjoy it for a few seconds. Then it'll be over. One less terrorist who carries on a jihad with anyone who doesn't hold up a mirror to him and tell him he's oh so hilarious.