Yoko Ono - I Take Off My Bra to Hear the Wind

Sounds like a Yoko poem?

Of course it does.

I made it up just now, having seen her re-Tweet THIS bit of idiocy:

Do rich, artsy people have NOTHING better to rebel against?

This is the 21st Century, and "Ban the Bra" was what, 1968?

Does anyone need to explain that most any woman "of size" should wear one? Ever see those photos of natives in New Guinea in the National Geographic, with their tits sagging to their waistlines?

Just talk to Katy Perry and the rest of the "stars" who make sure their bra hoists up their cleavage.

Nudge nudge wink wink say no more. There are dozens of good reasons why the bra industry is flourishing, and more popular than Guido de la Greaseball or whatever his name is.

Oh, tell me Yoko would not have looked better in a push-up bra and panties on the cover of "Two Virgins."

But I promised to say no more. On the subject of the bra.

As to the pomposity and ridiculousness of the art world? I'm frankly a bit surprised Yoko bothered to re-tweet this idiocy. She may be naive, but she at least understands the "big picture," which is why she chirps about PEACE and "War is over if you want it."

Issues involving women's equality go well beyond underwear, which women choose to use. Or not. Hillary Clinton and Margaret Thatcher and Indira Gandhi have not been quoted on "bra or no bra." Either way, the vast majority of successful women in business, politics or even the art world (paintings, sculpture, etc.) have not commented on their preference.

To dwell on such a topic as BOOBS is STOOOOPID.

When we, as a species, are losing our freedom, our intellectual property rights, and our privacy, why bother with the issue of the bra? OR, even more ridiculous, the "important" topic of allowing a woman to go topless in parks or on the street? The answer is NO. A resounding NO.

Women should keep their tits under wraps. That includes breastfeeding. Go to the ladies room to do that. Breastfeeding is a "natural" act? So is pissing. That doesn't mean everyone has to see you do it.

Women complain men can go topless? First off, men's breasts are NOT "secondary sexual characteristics" that change after puberty. But the real solution here is not to demand that women go topless, but that men wear shirts. Women don't think that's a good alternative? Either they like the sight of half-naked men, or they're stupid cows who aren't capable of thinking a problem through.

But Jesus Fucking Christ, some of them are brilliant poets.

"Hold your breasts and ask them what they want. Realize it is to be let go."

"Apples are like breasts with stems like nipples. Oranges are not breasts because they have navels."

"Put a bra over your mouth and notice how hard it is to speak."

Hold on, did Yoko write those?