Take it from a stiff upper lip Brit like Seniormole. We knew all along...giving away music, taking musicians royalties away so that we could have free Rapidshare and Zippyshare accounts...defying the record labels so WE could proclaim ourselves Blogfathers who go Rock...it ALL has worked out just FINE.
OK, the "new paradigm" was supposed to be: "You give away the music, you make money touring and selling t-shirts." But gosh, guys like George Jones and Johnny Winter croaked trying to keep touring. And how many hats does any two-headed monster need?"
But wait, wait, you silly silly people in the "music industry" who don't know better than we do...we, who call ourselves Mephisto and Zinfuck and Cabbagefarts...that "new paradigm" HAS arrived.
Look at LUCKY KENNY LOGGINS!
That's the spirit. Life gives you Loggins...you make Loggins-Aid.
Kenny's joined the Beggar's Banquet...KICKSTARTER. All you have to do, is be pathetic and have fans who feel sorry for you...which is better than having them respect you. Heh heh. Kenny Loggins is dragged down to the level of any street musician! Har har, Me Pirate Hearties! WHO is in control NOW?
OK, not everyone is as lucky as Kenny Loggins. If you're a little more obscure, don't have a website or a big Twitter or Facebook following...if you're not good at social media...YOU don't get the MONEY to MAKE your ALBUM. Too fuckin' bad.
But at least there's going to be a new Kenny Loggins album, and now, Kenny Loggins knows his place. He better be polite. Sign autographs. Ignore Zinfuck and other websites that will bootleg his new album. Kenny's gotta suck up to any surly accountant, hedge fund trader or plumbing shop owner waving $10,000 at him for a private party.
Copyright owner is the Nigger of the World...we make 'em go on Kickstarter and dance...
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