Big Fat Adele Wants EVERYONE to Like Her

So sad, as she promotes her already huge-selling publicity-getting new single, Circus Fat Lady Adele is blubbering about not being liked. She wants people to feel sorry for her. She has more gold awards than most people have silverware, and even has enough money to wipe her arse all day with ten pound notes.

Ah, but not everyone leaves "nice comments" and when the egomaniac 'Dellboy surfs the Net, maybe she sees Facebook pages like this:

Mean Tweeters come after her and her fans, and really, what CAN she do except do a blob-sob to the media?

Maybe she could open ADEL-ICATESSEN and help poor people who can't afford Tesco. Nah. Paul Newman did that already, selling low-priced popcorn, pizza and other stuff and giving it all to charity.

So, what CAN this woman do to be LOVED? Hmmm...

Kind of an irony that a certain 20 year-old just died, after living most of her life knowing she was already exceeding predictions made by her doctors. But ADELE is busy pulling the old "are you going to like my new album? I'm SO humble and frightened" routine.

To help bolster her confidence (which is hard, since her ass looks like a bolster) she's gone on EBAY to sell her underwear. So let's be fair, she's not nearly as overweight as she used to be. Just saggy, baggy and disgusting.

Thus we segue into our usual obsession, which isn't self-ego bullshit like Adele (or not liking Adele) but rolling our eyes deeply at some of the usual suspects on EBAY.

Speaking of ugly, here's a perpetual pest who has regularly tried to run "Day in my Life" auctions, showing off her twat. When they kept getting knocked off, she witch-switched to a "mystical" photo of herself, but still the same come-on about how she'll offer, nudge-nudge wink-wink, photos of her DAY that would be sure to please.

Huh? A four-eyed looney-picture? Yeah, that's different from the usual blurry selfie.

But if the promise is to get actual e-mailed photos of a real girl taking a selfie in her undies? Or shoving her ass the camera? Well, who cares what her face looks like, or what idiotic hippie-dippie photo is in the "day in my life" header?

Would you believe...guys are so desperate, so TRAINED to look for "day in my life" auctions, that she had several bids before EBAY shut it down? So she put it up again. And again.

Bitches like this, think the world is run like a women's shoe store...sit on your ass, make demands, and have somebody keep indulging you. So she might change the wording, or scold and say "attention EBAY this auction is NOT in violation so don't remove it." And when it goes, she won't take NO for an answer. Back it comes.

EBAY supposedly has automatic devices to signal how many times a seller has violated their rules, but some employees admit, a seller won't get suspended quickly unless the violation is severe. I mean, if you try and sell chloroform, or Taylor Swift bootlegs a second or third time, yer OUT. Be an ordinary pest and you get the wrist slaps.

This nut was also offering such prankish, not-too-legal auctions as offering to send anonymous messages for people. Only, har har, on a potato. "I will write anything on a potato and mail it to whoever you want." That kind of "zany" shit.

Mostly she wants to make $5 or $10 off snapshots of her twat, apparently. Maybe she'll privately offer phone sex. She sure can't make a fiver singing a song.

Now it turns out, she thinks EBAY is dickstarter, or GoFuckMe, or some other charity, and she's begging for money, outright. Why? Because her twat is much nicer to look at than her nose:

Aw, typical Millennial, vain and obnoxious. Some 60 year-old had the nerve to say something (you can imagine what this girly did to deserve it) and that was the tipping point. Now it's "an old woman told me my nose is big so here I am on EBAY expecting you to pay $1000 for a nose job. Here's a Photoshop of how I want my nose to look."

Girly, it would look fine...up Adele's twat. WIN-WIN!

It would be cruel to suggest America is the only place where you find limitless parasites, self-involved egomaniacs, dirty sluts, and obnoxious greedheads. But there are an awful lot.

Old Blighty? Well, let's see what the off-stopped, perpetually warned diaper-pisser is up to.

Ah, yes, stubborn as always. A real bloody-minded Lord of the Diaper DVD Sale. He is damn well going to do as he pleases, and if you stop him, he'll post FOUR more for every item removed.

Does he know that it's ILLEGAL to post "duplicate listings" for the same thing? Damned if that'll stop him.

Actually, it WILL stop him. He'll be told, "You can't run FOUR ridiculous, badly drawn, duplicate listings and flood the site with your obsession about wearing diapers all night and pissing them."

And he'll just put up EIGHT and TWELVE to show who's a spoiled little baby.

His pissy-nappy nonsense is so insane, he does get people looking. Not buying. Who'd believe that auto-suggestion on a DVD, or whatever crackpot lunacy is on there, is going to help some moron wet a nappy? And what IS the big thrill of waking up in a soggy diaper?

And who would expect a baby-minded stubborn psychopath to EVER take a warning seriously?

And yes, his auctions are in violation of so many rules it's not even funny. The header insists he's selling a DVD, but the final line is the illegal truth:

To use the British expression: "Off you go!"

But he'll no doubt once THIS idiot auction is removed he'll be back. He'll either figure, "I'll put the words "digital download" in smaller letters, or tell the winning bidder, "by the way, here's my cloud locker, I'm sure as hell not spending money on sending DVDs by mail. Besides, I could get arrested for using the postal system for noxious purposes."

He might actually get suspended since he keeps doing the same illegal idiocy over and over, but when he does...do you doubt he'll legally change his name to Kim Wetnap and come back with a fresh credit card and start all over?

Irritating twits singing Taylor Swift songs on YouTube and thinking getting paid a fiver is a big deal. Knickerless nitwits singing to nobody. Growling non-talents snarling at pigeon shit on a fence. Fat women who expect to be told they're beautiful. Idiot bitches getting egotistical because some morons want to pay to sniff their dirty underwear. Mindless morons wanting to be babies again. And so on. Including religious Muzzie fanatics stoning people and bellowing about pious beliefs while they keep white people as slaves or just abuse them in a mansion and claim diplomatic immunity. And a white rapist claiming diplomatic immunity at an embassy in England. And so on. And on and on. Yeah, the 21st Century is a dream come true.