Instead of being sane, and wearing loose sweatpants in the gym, bitches be wearin' ultra-tight outfits that show off their legs, their butts and...uh-oh, a little "camel toe?"
"Barbie doll crotch," was a phrase used by Hedwig (of "angry inch" fame) who complained about her surgery that was BOTCHED.
Yet bitches are willing to risk botches to remove a batch of snatch. Which is pretty ridiculous. HOW many women, especially under 40, have huge flapping labes? And if they do, why can't they just wear normal gym pants AND UNDERWEAR?
Bitches are pretty vain, and guys DO like to stare at women doing workouts, but you'd need binoculars to actually detect LABIA. Bitches be paranoid.
"I got my labia snipped," admits Shauna Cuntwell. "It's all part of my cunt wellness program. It makes me feel hot to twat. I will sell you a song about how I shave my pussy and got my slop turned into a mere slit. Just give me a fiver!"
The story in the Post went ON and ON, as self-absorbed ninnies can NEVER stop talking about their vaginal vanity. Here's a snipped portion that should suffice:
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