The more she calls attention to herself, the more she believes she'll be indulged with Kickstarter money. Then she'll be able to pay for a microphone, her own E.P., singing lessons and a douche for her cunt-well.
She's just laid, among other things, the lead vocals to her version of LOLA, which will be "sweetened" by guest instrumentals from Knickerless Pain and AIDSy Savage.
Shauna is so in love with herself, she figures the whole world will be, too. She could be the new Lulu with "LOLA."
SHAUNA
They let me sing my crap down on old YouTube
Well you think I'm nuts, but I'm raisin' funds on Kickstarter
K-I-C-K starter!
Well, I'm just the world's most talentless crumb
'Cause when I sing my songs I nearly break ear drums
Oh yeah Shauna (pipsqueak only scrawnia)
Well, I'm so dumb that I can't understand
Why I fail to raise money no matter the plan
On Kickstarter, I'm one naive farter, with teeth full of tartar
Well, I'm like Nick Payne; my diction's shot
Like Eric Idle licking twat
My lower vocals cause me knobbled knees
And when I sing I can't hold in my pee!
Well, I'm not the world's most talented gash
But when I'm looking for cash
Don't diss "Brains-of-Hash" (ie, Shauna)
Sha-na-shaddap SHAUNA….
DON'T PUSH ME AWAY!!
I'M NOT REALLY DAFT!!
I'M LIKE TAYLOR SWIFT!
I GOT NO SENSE OF THRIFT!!
I look for cash, so give me gifts.
Well that's the way that I want it to stay:
You should always pay just to hear some songs played by Shauna
(she's fucked a banana)
Girls will be coy, and flaunt their blonde curls
It's a fucked up, spoiled, self-entitled world
Except SHAUNA?…well no, also SHAUNA.
Well my voice sounds more like a door that creaks
And I never ever hit a low note on key
But loan me cash and say "You'll be a hit."
And say "Dear Girl, custom write me some shit!"
Well I'm not the world's most brilliant of wits
But I know what I need, talent, cash and fake tits
And so pay Shauna!
(No no ya don't wanna…)
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