Just because you're an ugly smelly fat tub of shit, it doesn't mean you can't enjoy Christmas nostalgia.
Just because you sell your wife's befouled underwear, it doesn't mean you don't go to church on Sunday and shake hands with The Rev.
Nothing Photoshopped here.
It's just two examples of unusual wares that turn up one after another on a particular seller's item list.
You see something and wonder what else the seller is offering...and you might be surprised.
First, an utter weasel, a phony who pretends to be a brunette, a redhead and even a Latina. Morons are supposed to scan his auctions and think it's three different women willing to sell their overly ripe pantyhose?? But look at the last item? Aww, isn't that CUTE?
Remember, as you try to find suitable soiled underwear to sniff; Christmas is coming. Although you wanna come first.
Jesus Saves...used underwear? The monkey anus who upped THIS auction list doesn't think there's anything too peculiar about selling "cummed" panties and...
To quote Bea Arthur's catch-phrase on "Maude," her famous sitcom:
"GOD'LL GET YOU FOR THAT."
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