Three Dumb Twats

No, that's not the title of a Three Stooges short.

It refers to three dumb twats who wrote such crap, and were so disgusting, eBay kicked their auctions off.

Why is it that these twats even thought to post their greedy, gnat-brained drivel?

Not a rhetorical question. Here's the answer: bints do it because they are "enabled" by pricks; dick-heads who have made them think that just because they have two bumps and a hole or two, all they need to do is wiggle around and they can get anything they want, including cash for mail-order stenchy undies.

Guys will work their asses off while the bitch stays home all day and watches TV and reads about the Kardashians in the London Daily Fail. Guys pay a fortune to take the bitches out. Guys spend all their money buying sex mags and underwear-by-mail until they can finally be suckered into marrying some gold digging twat so that things can get even worse.

Nothing new in the 21st Century. It's been like this since Adam tried to smell Eve's fig leaf, and was told, "First bring me an apple. One that looks nice. And not too expensive."

As long as pathetic men are willing to pay for and grovel at a pair of stinking knickers, there will be bitches proudly talking about how rank their underwear is...and how it should be BOUGHT.

Needs a home? A mental home.

The hilarious part of all this, is how often insane guys are fooled...by other guys. How many of these fuckin' ads are ACTUALLY written by GUYS? They steal some photo off the Internet, pretend to be female (some even put up a dozen ads on the same account, all as supposedly different women) and then rub some fish oil in the crotch of some panties and think they can make money.

The photo below is obviously stolen. Real women don't put their faces in these ads.

The seller put up several auctions with different womens' photos and had to desperately think up different nationalities for each one.

Like that last line? Somehow this bitch has a whole bunch of OTHER bitches she knows and they are ALL putting up panties for sale on the same account? Gosh, so many sluts in one little town. And they don't mind competing with each other? AMAZING.

In some countries, slutty stupid women seem to be confined to one laughable city. In England, for example, most of the dumb bitch jokes involve girls from Essex.

It's different in the United States. EVERY city has stupid bitches. While most of the stupidest ads come from the South, basically any state that was part of the Confederacy is going to be overloaded with stinking stupid twats.

Here's the Virginia creeper, who thinks $50 is a worthy price to pay. Guys don't even know what she looks like, but a smelly snatchbox is good enough, huh?

Typical of loud obnoxious control-freak cunts, she's AN ALL-CAPS YELLER WHO IS SO SURE OF HERSELF SHE DICTATES RULE AFTER RULE AFTER RULE. GOT IT? (Oh, didn't get it, eBay said "Fuck you, you dirty whore. You're outta here.")