Err, Could be your last chance at Paul Stockman

'Tis the season for getting a minute in front of a D-lister, and paying $20 to $40 for an autographed photo.

Or, if you're a Hoobastank, that much to put a sweaty paw around the D-lister for a photo op. The D-lister will have earned that evening bath! And it would be most necessary.

New York? Horrible Comic-Con this weekend. New Jersey? Terrible "Chiller" convention in a week or two. And a week or two after that, in England, a "Film Convention" cheering D-listers in forgettable old Hammer horror films, (Lord, Isn't this Tiresome) James Bond movies from the 60's, and various dollops of sci-fi and fantasy crap.

Oh, what an array of formidable performers!

Only 15 to 20 pounds for an autograph. But...as the header says, this could be your last chance at Paul Stockman.