Wednesday, October 7, 2015

Panty Stinker? No, she's a smart COLLEGE girl

Gee, maybe she IS a "college" girl.

This bitch was smart enough to sneak an auction on eBay with "BUY IT NOW" and "MAKE OFFER." That would give her at least a few hours before it could be shut down.

You don't have to be MUCH of a "college" girl to write copy that will sell. Not when you show your fat ass in your ad.

WOW, SHE WORE HER PANTIES FOR TWO DAYS! What a privilege to buy them!

Instantly pay $25 for BUY IT NOW or...offer maybe $20 as a "BEST OFFER?"

She WINS!

She knew there are men who have set up EBAY to ALERT THEM to ANY auction with "WORN PANTIES" in the title. As soon as such an auction is on EBAY, five, ten or MORE guys are panting and ready to BUY!

The smart "COLLEGE" girl programmed her auction to accept any offers above whatever minimum she was willing to accept. $20 maybe? Not bad for $3 stinky panties she doesn't have to wash. AND she can make deals with whatever desperate whiffy-sniffy boy bought 'em, and sell sell sell and SELL without having to pay EBAY a penny.

Meanwhile, there are still very dumb twats in the world.

Here's a LOSER.

Little Miss Stupid, with the distorted forehead and brain made out of cabbage, got shot down before anyone bought her fabulous SELFIES. Awwww.

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