"I'm Dead, But I Don't Know It? I DO know it. Pay me 99 Cents to Tell you!"

Some people look like they're dead from the neck up.

They are not about to win a spelling bee, either. Not if you consider how they write their insane EBAY ads...

You remember a guy named John.

He sang a song about a creep who came up to him and said, "I know what it's like to be dead."

Years later, a creep killed him.

Why do I mention this?

Because Mr. "I Know What It's Like To Be Dead" has a hobby. He buys and sells KNIVES.

The U.S.A. is full of "red states" (blood red) that are full of hulking ignorant crackers, gun nuts, and psychos of ALL types. There are even zombies out there who walk around with knives, and want to tell you about what it's like to be dead...if you pay 99 cents.

Wanna bet this guy doesn't even go to church and toss a dollar to the collection plate?