SHAUNA REVEALS THE COVER OF HER PROPOSED ALBUM

Stunned by her lack of success on Kickstarter, Shauna Cuntwell has unveiled the cover and title of her proposed album.

"It's cover versions of Kate Bush songs," giggles Shauna.

"I figure I didn't get Kickstarter money because everyone does Taylor Swift covers. Now that I've told the world I'm doing Kate Bush instead, I'm hoping to attract Sugar Daddies over 40. They have money and I'm sure they won't mind that I'm never on key and have a reedy, irritating, whiny voice. I can promise anyone who donates money that they'll get a taste of Bush."

Some say it's still a Kickstarter insult. "You'll have to donate to know for sure," Cuntwell cracks.

Shauna's new versions of Kate Bush hits include:

"50 Words for Snot"
"December Will Be Tragic Again"
"Don't Give Up (Even If You Average 27 Views on You Tube)"
"Hammer Her"
"In the Warm Rubber Room"
"Adie, The Man with Bird Droppings in His Eyes"
"Moments of Pleasure (Can't Be Found in My Videos)"
"Oh England, My Loins Hurt"
"The Red Shoes (Mean I Need a New Tampon)"
"Shat Loads of Crap (in your lap)"
"Nonsensical World"
"Suspended By Geffen"
"There Goes a Fiverr"
"Vile In"
"Withering High Notes"