Bozo Bezos' AMAZON gives publicity to OBSCURE RETARD WEBSITE

Who ever heard of a cheap-shit website where for a FIVER, you can have some nerd, some loser, some IDIOT do something you should be able to do for yourself?

Now everyone's heard of it, because AMAZON sued a thousand clowns who took out ads offering, for a FIVER, to write a positive review for any book or product on AMAZON's website, even if the item STINKS.

EBAY actually prohibits shit like this. But anything EBAY doesn't allow, will be fine for somebody else's shitty website, whether it's Ioffer or Etsy or THIS idiotic Fiver Ship of Fools. I checked the front page and really, it's like YouTube only without the out-of-tune guitars.

Maybe I can make money on this site?

"Hey, Millennial, gimme a fiver to write your term paper for you. You'd rather be taking selfies and playing video games. I get it. You don't care about learning skills. Imojes do just fine. U cn txt 4 ur self.

Besides, Millennial, in another few years, you'll be dead, having killed yourself after taking out ten or twenty classmates. Or the Syrian kid who just moved in next door will off you. Or you will OD on the latest "legal" version of meth, crack or pot that the hipster stores sell. Or you'll die when your family's home is washed away in a mudslide or burned up in a fire. So adopt the mantra "Hedonism Rules!" and pay me a fiver to knock out some shit for you."

(I think it's obvious that I have not, and WILL not pay a FIVER for somebody to write a blog entry for me.)