Childish actor Daniel Craig told to button his pouty lower lip

There's a difference between a child actor and a childish actor.

Although BOTH have a pouty lower lip. Izzzn't dat cute? Da pouty lower lip?

That's why Jackie Cooper was a star and why Daniel Craig is, too. Although Craig is now a childishly cranky one.

The studio told Daniel, "It's ok to have a pouty lower lip that sticks out, but don't stick out your tongue, too."

Seems Danny Boy was piping about how he hates playing James Bond and intimating that you better go to the theater to see THIS one because he probably won't be making any more.

That's hype but it's close to hypertension. So the studio said, "Button your lower lip."

Now it turns out that cranky Craig was merely talking about how bruising it was to do his own cunts-- er, stunts-- and how he got so many bruises and things that he's glad the filming's over.

It does seem unlikely he'll do another Bond movie, considering how the world is DEMANDING that the new James Bond be BLACK. Or maybe a Syrian. Or a Palesteeeeeeenian.

Come on, it's the 21st Century, enough with the idea of a white, black-haired and urbane but deadly British spy in a suit. The kind that likes his martini "shaken but not stirred." Fuck Great Britain. Fuck tradition. It was merely "tolerable" to have James Bond played by a lumpy-faced blond guy who looks like a Serbian with a case of the mumps. Oh, for a while it was ok, a long as brilliant talents like ADELE and SAM SMITH could supply the theme song.

But really, this is IT, folks. Next Bond better be BLACK. Jamaican maybe, so we can have a reggae theme song, MON. Or, Bond could be a Muzzie, who likes his hummus stirred but not shaken.

It's over for Daniel Craig. He can take his Jackie Cooper lips and pout all the way to the bank. Nobody will hire him for other roles, now that he's stereotyped as Bond. He can cry in his martini and then barf it into his gold-seated toilet, the water shaken, but without turds.