Phone Fun for Phoneys - And Politically Correct Pussies

There are several websites that allow people to vent their anger at TELEMARKETERS. Sort of.

If a number shows up on your CALLER ID, and you Google it, you'll get 800NOTES and WHOCALLEDME and other places where you can find out what the scam is.

BUT...you have to PLAY NICE. You can't curse the scammers. You can't even use words that are in the dictionary, like BITCH or QUEER. You can't say "Some bitch just called" or "It's pretty queer to get a call from some guy pretending he's a COP and he's raising money for the Fraternal Order of Police..."

Gosh, why aren't the "sharing isn't stealing" bunch, or Julian Asshole Assange, complaining about the lack of Freedom of Speech on these fucked up websites? Like THIS irate person:

In most cases there's no point in even writing anything on these websites. All you're doing is saying what everyone else says: "They won't leave me alone" or "I got three calls in a row even after I said put me on the DON'T CALL list" or "Why does the government allow this" or "buy a device to block certain area codes...something the PHONE COMPANY won't let you do."

Isn't it nice to get a phone call at THE CRACK OF DAWN waking you up?

You wonder, as you blink into the darkness what the fuck EMERGENCY, what BAD NEWS is on the other end.

I had my answering machine on this morning, the WEEKEND, and all I heard was a dopey voice say "Hello?"

Hey, FUCKHEAD, you don't recognize an answering machine that ends by saying LEAVE A MESSAGE??

I figured it was a wrong number.

I assumed it couldn't possibly be anything dire or there would've been another attempt to call.

But I had trouble getting back to sleep. Sure enough, I checked when I finally woke up, and it was a scam call. But I knew that I couldn't even vent my anger on a website, so I'll do it here: "Telemarketer Fuckheads Should Be Speared Through the Ears With a Hot Poker And Left as Brain Dead as Any Monkey Who'd Marry a Kardashian."