Do you recognize him?
I've added some appropriate captions to his vanity page of "me and celebrities."
He doesn't look familiar, does he? Or Does He?
He does look like every asshole who ever stepped on your foot, or spilled beer on you at some bad concert.
Like most every celeb-obsessed jackass, he manages to look like a dickhead in every photo he takes.
MARK...Mark WHO??
Here's some MORE of his FAB FOTOS.
And yes, that one on the top right gives it away.
IF I'M BEING HONEST, to judge from the huge amount of dopey photos of himself playing guitar and looking even more ridiculous than Geoff Whitehorn, I got the idea he was SOME kind of guitarist who backed up oldies artists. I was wrong, of course. He allegedly plays guitar and SINGS LEAD with one of the forgettable 60's bands who has to do two songs and scoot at "10 Oldies Acts For Your Own Ticket Price" shows.
It isn't just dopey fans who HAVE to have souvenir photos with everybody. Dopey people "in the industry" have to do it, too. He may be the "big star" in his neighborhood, but unless he can flash photos of himself with BIGGER STARS, he ain't much.
And who puts up a website that isn't a dot COM, but instead, one of the cheaper, lesser ones? Well, he does have a long, drawn out bio and here's the first part.
Yeah, yeah, everybody has to do self-promotion, everybody has to yip and get on the hind legs and explain why they're not like everybody else. In this case, here's a guy who joined a band AFTER the hits stopped coming. He's just another guy in another of those, "Say, are there ANY original members" stage acts nobody pays a lot to see.
Fine, fine, Mark. You are definitely MORE impressive than Bill Hoobastank. But not by all that much.
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