She's gotten dozens of good reviews ("The girl can sing!" "Thank you so much" "Better than expected" "Can I take a photo of you with me if I pay you $20").
So yes, I've splurged and sent Shauna Cuntwell everything in my Paypal account.
She is going to record cover versions of all my favorite female vocalist hits!
Open wide, Shauna!
I will soon be listening to:
Lesley Gore:
It's My Potty And I'll Crap If I Want To
Merrilee Rush:
Just Call Me Angel of the Yawning
Dusty Springfield:
You Don't Have to Say You Love Me (Fist Me With Your Hand)
Twitchin' and Dopin'
Cher:
Bong Bong (My Baby Hit Me With a Clock)
The Bleat Goes On
Gypsy Tramp Sings Cheap
Diana Ross:
My Brain is Empty Without a Clue
Martha Reeves and the Vandellas:
Drooling in the Street
Helen Reddy:
I Don't Know How to Sing Them
Leave Me A Pad (Ruby Red Mess)
The Shangri-La's:
Bleeder of the Crack
Dionne Warwick:
Anyone Who Had to Fart
Do You Know The Way to The Bidet?
This Girl's In Love With Herself
Dixie Cups:
Chapped Lips of Love
Eydie Gorme:
Blame it on the Boston Strangler
The Crystals:
I Do Wrong Wrong
Aretha Franklin:
R-E-C-T-U-M Me
Petula Clark:
Down syndrome
Don't Seep On the Subway
Jeannie C. Riley:
Harper Valley S.T.D.
Mary Hopkin:
No Work All Day
Melanie:
Knickerless in the Rain
Cilla Black:
Step In Shit, Love
Carole King:
So Fart Away
I Feel My Bowels Move (Under My Skirt)
(You Made Me Feel Like) Unnatural Woman
Joan Baez:
The Night I Sucked Old Dicks and Drowned
Sammi Smith:
Help Me Fake It Through the Twat
Lynn Anderson:
I Never Promised You I'd Stop Fartin'
Carly Simon:
That's The Way I Always Heard It Off Key
Joni Mitchell:
Sick, Yellow, Talentless
You Turn Me On I'm Irrational
Janis Joplin:
Me and Bloody Bad Squeaks
Roberta Flack:
The First Time Ever I Wet My Pants
Vicki Lawrence:
The Night The Lights Went Out In My Skull
Bette Midler:
The Boogie Woogie Bug-Eyed Girl Whose Bra Size is B
Olivia Newton-John:
I Honestly Have no Pubes
Hopelessly Devoted To Hull
Have You Never Been Mongoloid?
Janis Ian:
IQ 17
Labelle:
(Wipe up my) Lady Marmalade
Andrea True:
Less Less Less
Rita Coolidge:
My Bra Has Lifted Me Higher
Crystal Gayle:
Don't It Make My Brown Hole Blue
Linda Ronstadt:
It's So Screechy
Melissa Manchester:
For Cryin' Out Loud
Gladys Knight:
Midnight Train to Keadby
Chi Coltrane:
Thunder and Lightning in Barton on Humber
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