Pity a Used, Worn Woman

We've got to do something about this used, worn woman.

She can't make a living so she has to sell her panties.

Just look at the ad placed by our sad used, worn woman:

This worn out woman, so used, must have quite a sad story to tell.

Maybe she used to hang around a music forum and call herself Mephisto.

Maybe she used to hang around at Staples, bend over, flip her skirt up, and offer her asshole as a pencil sharpener.

Who knows.

The fact IS, that she is USED and WORN.

We get no clue from the ad itself.

She's apparently not only a USED, WORN WOMAN, but DIRTY, TOO. She will be cleaned, "as per EBAY standards."

I think this proves her brain's been used and worn more than anything else.

EBAY HAS NO STANDARDS. They do not demand that their employees be cleaned. I mean, it's not a sign on the wall or anything.

There probably isn't even a sign in the restroom: "Women must wash their hands after using the restroom, so they won't seem USED AND WORN."

After all, EBAY employees are not serving food. They allow shit, but they don't serve FOOD.

They also only allow a certain amount of shit, and that doesn't include ads like this, from idiotic used, worn women who don't realize that some things they write or show in an add could make the auction illegal.

I guess we will never know exactly how used and worn this woman was.

We do know that selling on EBAY is not the answer for her.