Deal or No Deal, Creep or No Creep?

Wanna play a game, HUN?

ONE of the FOUR ads below was NOT STOPPED by EBAY.

Can you guess which one of these was deemed NORMAL AND ACCEPTABLE ON EBAY???

NUMBER ONE

NUMBER TWO

NUMBER THREE

NUMBER FOUR

Hmmmm. ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.

Would this mean ol' website make a tranny unhappy? When all "she" wants to do is sell her soiled underwear that might have some semen stains in it?

Yes...they WOULD want to make a tranny unhappy. In fact, when this lunatic came back yet again, "she" was stopped yet again.

The first two? "Used panties" of course. Only ONE of the four ads has NOTHING to do with PANTIES. And that's the one that wasn't stopped.

Isn't that lovely? Sexual bodily fluids can be sent by mail as long as they aren't in underwear, but on something else, such as a blindfold. Do you get the logic of that?

There are a few potato-heads in Utah who determine what comes or goes. Sellers can learn all about the subtle uses of the English language as EBAY employees coach them on what terms to use. "Pre-owned" might be ok, not "used" or "worn." But if you say "worn pantyhose, will be washed before sending," that's OK. But not "worn panty, will be washed before sending." Get the subtle difference?

If you run 10 lurid pictures and say "you will receive new panties, the ones I'm wearing are just for modeling purposes," that's OK. But if you say "I will include the pictures which will be sent by e-mail" no. "Sent by mail." Most likely, yes.

Fascinating, isn't it? For sellers in the USA's warm, smelly, armpit states like FLORIDA and ALABAMA, getting it right is vital. Thanks to low rents and welfare, sellers CAN live on what they make from selling photos of their "alleged" selves. They can live on the extra $20 they make tossing underwear in the mail, or making WMV videos of themselves with the promise, "I'll call out your name" or "tell me what YOU want and I'll custom do it for $10." Which EBAY doesn't consider prostitution.

SOME people check eBay ads because they are psychology or sociology majors, or English majors fascinated with how absolutely stupid people can't or CAN make money by using the "right" words. Or, having their auction checked by somebody who might be on life support.