Crazy Mary and other panty-psychos

She puts 'em up, eBay takes 'em down.

Here's a crazy looking cunt who is desperate to send her smelly knickers through the mail. Doesn't she look like she's out of her stinking cabbage-like brain?

What's her babble today?

The game is whether the auction will get pulled before there's a "buy it now" or not. Sociopaths like this don't even think that eventually they'll run out of warnings and get suspended. The compulsion to be an idiot is too great.

Crazy Mary may not last much longer. Ebay employees get pretty fucking tired of seeing the same bug-eyed bitches relentlessly reeking on their site.

Not that eBay employees are that bright. Often they don't realize they are often pulling dozens of auctions from several sellers who...are the same DICKHEAD. One with a dick, by the way.

Seems like another "day in my life" ad from a girl named GIRLY.

Mmm, nope. The copy is the same as for a half-dozen other auctions under several other names. This slob often runs five or six auctions under the same "day in my life" header, and the same account, and it's a blonde, brunette, redhead, black, Latino and Asian. That's pretty crass of the asshole. That they all end up getting pulled doesn't bother him. Ebay refunds the insertion fees and gives him a warning. So he posts on whatever account is momentarily off temporary suspension, or not yet at the "last warning" phase.

Ebay's recently decided to "combine" warnings on this jerk. As they say, "If we find out that a person has multiple accounts, all engaged in the same violations of our rules, we will charge a violation to every account." This is supposed to stop sellers from playing the game of "I got warned 3 times on this account, so I'll get 3 extra warnings on my other account, and then keep alternating so I'll always have an active account..."

This guy is so fucking boring with his one-track "my life" conjobs.

Here is something COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.

Here's an E.L. James-inspired asshole who pretends not only to be a woman, but a VIRGIN. Read the overly purple prose from this inane fool who thinks he can get somebody to pay $75 to sniff at a "virgin."

The great pleasure...is when a jackass like this has his auction stopped, despite the bullshit caveats that are oh-so-clever.

Happily, some of the "virgin" sellers, the monkeys who see and then try to do, run away after a warning and don't come back. That leaves the hardcore cruds to keep using fake names to come back time after time, and relentlessly run one-day or three-day auctions and dare eBay to suspend them. Then they go get a mail drop box with an address on it, a fresh bank account in the town next door, and try to come back for more. All to sell knickers with a dab of tuna oil in the crotch for $10. If there was a God, people like that would be stricken down, left lying in a coma next to Lamar Odom, and would NOT recover EVER.