Wednesday, October 14, 2015

Here's ATTILA, hun. And more dubious dips

Ebay is becoming a Craigslist for obese slobs, gruesome minority women and ridiculous illiterate immigrants.

Proof?

There's a plague of overweight slobs on eBay selling their underwear, their pictures, and themselves. Ebay is so fucking ridiculous about this shit. If you are selling underwear there should be no innuendo, no posing, just photos of the garment. END of SILLINESS.

Likewise, NOBODY on the site should be selling amateur photos of themselves. There's no way of knowing if these are really women or ads from guys who stole the photos. And most auctions have the suggestion of prostitution, phone sex, private used underwear sales, or other nefarious and usually illegal activity. So why bother? Ebay needs 50 cents from this piece of shit with bosoms?

As for nauseating Attila the Hun, isn't she ridiculous? Her ad copy is ripe with "Hun" references. Everyone is "hun" to her. That's a term of endearment, hun?

No, I don't want pictures of YOU, hun. You are brainless, hun. You are obese, hun. You are a self-satisfied wall of stinking pig flesh, hun. Anyone can go on a DESPERATION dot com and hook up with somebody as stupid and unpleasant as YOU.

Meanwhile, in Paducah, Kentucky, where redneck retards can count up to ten ON THEIR TEETH, and only reach five, we have this:

Sorry, you sorry cracker, I don't care about your crack whore.

The disgusting ad copy?

This is all coming from a Good Christian who is also selling crucifixes on chains. Jesus, chain up this moron like a junkyard dog and cast some fuckin' stones.

Lastly, what do you make of a ridiculous ad that shows some bint acting like she wants you to come over and undress her?

Huh, this is NOT an ad for used underwear or dirty photos? It's for a...website designer?

Oh, well, who wouldn't trust somebody who will work for $50, has no feedback, and is not going to understand anything you say? Here's her fractured ad copy:

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