Thursday, October 8, 2015

Reekbay's Panty Stinkers - Supply and Demand

Even with auctions getting stopped, there's really no shortage of hit-and-run "buy it now" panty-smell auctions.

There's always a new crop of dumb bunny retards who think their stink can make money...so they throw their entire hamper on EBAY. But lately, with so much available, and so many giving it away FREE on Craigslist or just leaving knickers behind on a bar floor, many are turning to salesmanship. They have to try and WRITE something enticing.

Since these women are walking catfish, with all the brains of a squid, it's not easy for them to write anything. Most are used to just nasally giggling like a Kardashian, eating a big meal at Applebees, going to a concert, and then giving the date head afterward. Not a word was spoken (thankfully).

So here's a ninny trying to liven up her copy with some key words.

No bids after several days. Maybe the descriptions are too vividly disgusting? Some brainless bimbo bitches over-estimate what "guys" want. Maybe guy wonder what's wrong with this woman that she "soaks" her knickers. Maybe she's so vaginally moronic she thinks people want soggy, piss-loaded panties in the mail?

It was a valiant attempt at writing, but she neglected to make the photos interesting. She's so repulsive she doesn't pose in her knickers like everyone else? Too bad. There are plenty of other fish in the sea.

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