George Sanders would kill himself rather than look at Kylie Jenner

Jesus Fucking Christ.

Does it get any more BORING?

This fucking spawn of Freak Show Jenner and Whore Bitch Jenner is NOT attractive, NOT stylish, NOT anything but BORING.

And how BORING is it to read robot headlines where shitty Millennials keep writing "She ROCKS" an outfit and "She looks FIERCE..."

HOLY OLD MOSES (there you are, a break from Jesus Fucking Christ), enough with "ROCKING" "FIERCE" OUTFITS.

Every fucking fashion article, written by some twit-head twat, says "She ROCKS this outfit" and "That's FIERCE."

Look at the photo above.

That dead fish zombie doesn't ROCK, and neither her face nor that frock is remotely FIERCE.

These cliche terms are almost as painful as "AMPLE ASSETS." That's the London Daily Fail's constant phrase applied to any photo of Katy Perry in a low-cut dress or Kim Kuntrashian shoving her nigga-attracting butt at a camera. They're showing their "AMPLE ASSETS."

What happened to using the entire dictionary?

With BILLIONS OF TWATS on the planet, why do we ONLY see the same handful of sluts over and over?

There are thousands of models and actresses who mince around in designer gear at parties — are the papers being bribed by publicists to ONLY photograph Jenners and Kardashians and Katy and Viley?

Why is ti taht NOBODY knows how to write about these bitches without resorting to "AMPLE ASSETS" and "ROCKING FIERCE" outfits?

Mr. George Sanders? Ray Davies insisted had Sanders had style even if someone covered him in magazine pictures of the Kardashians. He left behind a facetious suicidenote that attributed his demise to being 'bored.'

Obviously he was also insane. Still, claiming to be so urbane, so worldly, so sophisticated that he'd rather die than be bored, made his last words more famous than anything he did as an actor.

The guy was bored to death just because he starred in some movies as "The Saint," appeared in "Village of the Damned," and fucked two of the three Gabor sisters? He didn't even fuck both Zsa Zsa and EVA!

I suppose a suicide note saying, "I'm not likely to fuck Eva Gabor so I'm killing myself," would've attracted some attention. But "I am bored" IS much better.

I am very glad he didn't add, "I'm about to rock a fierce overdose of drugs."

I do wish Kylie Jenner would do that, and shove an equally lethally amount down her sister Kendall's throat, too.

(I'd add a death wish to Kim, her sisters, and to Kris Jenner and Freak Show Jenner, but I'm currently saving most of my malicious thoughts for Herr Roger "Toilet" Waters.)